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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Rollercoasters

I hate them. They make me want to puke. I never liked them. Yet my life is one. My heart and my penis are one. There is no in between. I actually fall in love with women until I sleep with them. It makes me laugh at myself. I remember in my not-so-distant past, when it would take me a few weeks to get a woman in bed. I would pitch woo as only a man in love could! Then, after I got her, well, you know. One girl actually reminded me of all the wonderful things I said and wrote (she kept everything). It was very surreal to read the garbage I actually wrote with my penis, er, my heart, ummm, you know what I mean. That stuff actually works!

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